Vintage ’90s

Nine years ago today, the San Antonio Spurs clinched the NBA Championship by beating the New York Knicks, 4 games to 1.

In honor of the Detroit Red Wings winning the Stanley Cup this year, I felt it would be appropriate to point out this: Thirteen years ago today, The New Jersey Devils swept the Detroit Red Wings in 4 games to win the Stanley Cup. Losers.

So picture an old, retired boxer.